Kill the poster!

Ok guys, imagine that you are in a room. A magical super room. Imagine that in front of you, is a poster of everything you've ever hated, and you hate that poster, and you can do w/e you want to destroy it. The goal here is to try and destroy that poster, be like: I do omni slash on the poster Or w/e. While i try and find ways for the poster to escape, be creative!

wheres this category/thread/post going with.

id take a flamethower and burn it to peacies then bake it in a cake and i eat it and crap it out then piss on it, aheter that id feed the pee cover poo to a camel

in the midst of all that your fire burning you didn't notice that the poster was actually a few steps ahead of you, and escaped before it could be burned. It then threw burn leaves around to make it look like you burned the poster. The leaves are actually poison, and you eating it via cake does not make it any better.

hmmmm ok i do the eaxt same thing before but trap in 1ft by 1ft by1ft box!

well in order to insure that the poster wouldn't escape, you made a super super super thick 1foot by 1 foot by 1 foot box. You baked the box into the cake Then tried eating it, while the box destroyed your insides, the poster sat safely inside the box waiting to come out your ass.

hmmpf this is hard ok ii make a small hole in the box and fame the psoter through the hole and then i take it out bmake a cakewith it, etc.

the poster says "Ooooo..convenient little hole to climb out of". You missed.

i stick the poster on flypaper MAKING SURE that i have him. once he is stuck i roll it up caping the sides so he couldn't get out then shove it down krins mouth (i don't move my feet cause there is flypaper everywhere)

the poster finds it amusing that you give flypaper as armor. As the krin try to bite the poster the poster flips over and the krin only get fly paper sticky stuff stick in their teeth.

it wasn't armor or anything. kris digestive is to kill youXd even know when i. *holds krin down pouring in gasoline* enjoy you damn thing *lights a match and drops it down krins mouth watch his body and the poster going up in flames*

as far as i'm concerned you didn't do anything to the poster. You're post is SO grammatically fucked i have NO idea what you're talking about.

Honestly id just salt the poster and start eating it.

honestly the poster would offer pepper then spray that shit in your eye's. hey look the poster disappeared from you confused!

im gonna stuff that poster down widow mouth! IM AM KING!

hahahah lmao, hmmm. first i would salt & Pepper then?

yes well then the poster will do the worm and still get that shit in your eye's. So now you not only have pepper but also salt. Hey look confused the poster disappeared!
Btw krinti i have no idea what you mean -_-. Especially "IM AM KING", wth is that.

god whats so hard about destroying a poster? just nuke the place and your good to goxD

cus the poster hid under your fat ass, which absorbed the blow, killing you but allowing the poster to survive.

multiple nuke the place then

what's the use, the fat acts like a protective jello, you've effectively sprayed the fat EVERYWHERE now, so the nukes can't even explode, they'll hit the fat, then slip over then just drop, no explosions D=

I create a bubble encompassing my body only making me into a non-demension as the poster is fixed completely to the wall as it normally is. As I unleash a tri-thermal-triniton dimension bomb.
AKA; Destroying the dimension and everything in it, leaving me unharmed as I did not have the poster on me at any time, and the poster was on the wall from the beginning it, giving it no time to escape.

destroy the intire unverse nothing left and if anything might have survied many black holes are coming to suck watevers left P.S. yes by trying to kill the pster i died