A funny assignment my bio teacher gave us today

Ok so today, when i went to my bio class, my teacher was like ok, FOLLOW THE DIRECTION CAREFULLY. and she gave us a paper like this



Directions: Read this whole paper first, then follow the directions given. (Your teacher will be watching you and making notes of what you do, so read carefully.) You have a 5 minute time limit to complete the parts of this test. Carefully read all of the parts of the test before doing anything.

1 Write your name on the upper right corner.
2 Put the date in the upper left corner
3 Write the name of the month that begins with the letter "D" in the top of the left hand corner of your test paper.
4 Add 15 to the answer you got in part #2, and write this new total directly underneath your answer for part #3.
5 In the lower left hand corner of your test paper, write the names of your favorite singer and your favorite group
6 Put your left shoe on your desk and leave it there.
7 In the lower right hand corner of your test paper, draw a rectangle and inside the rectangle draw a five pointed star. The size of these drawings is not important
8 Stand up and wave to everyone in the classroom.
9 Write the name of the first president of the United States on the back of your test paper anywhere you choose. If you dont know who this is, write your name instead.
10 Take the number of dwarfs in the Snow White story and add it to the number of bears in the Goldilocks story. Divide by 2. Write this total in the approximate center of your test paper.
11 Yell, "I found the answer!"
12 Think of a number between 1 and 50. Double that number. Add 20. Add 6. Subtract by 17. Subtract by 9. Divide by 2. Write this number on your test paper directly underneath your answer to part #11
13 Now that you have carefully read all of the parts so far, and you have not carried out any of the actual work, skip the next 2 parts and go back and only complete parts #1 & #2.
14 The name of the first president of the United States is George Washington. He was president from 1789 to 1797. Add the 2 dates together to see if the total is less then 5000
15 You should not be reading the end of the exam before the beginning of the exam, but now that you are here, you have just wasted some of the time you may need to complete the test.

All in all i have one word for this. Rofl.
Also, she tested us with this because one week ago, half the class forgot to follow directions on a test. Some didnt put there name, some didnt put the version number, some just left it completely blank and filled out the test. So yeah. And btw. noone passed this test. One guy behind me asked if number 13 was a trick question. =D

you shoulda been like, dude don't you get it? number 13 is the number you're suppose to do question 12 with, and then once you get that, you have to use that number in question 14 to solve for 15. Ok let me help you, so this is a special right triangle, and i've listed the sides as OH SHIT, dude just figure it out, she almost caught us cheating.

lol nic e i wish my tests werethis easy... hah i ahve liek 92 verbs i need conjugate... number 13 is TOTALLY a trick question NAAWWTTTTTT

You dont know what conjugating words is like untill youve conjugated our words
Rindfleischetikettieungsüberwachungsaupgabenübertrogungsgesetz =
( Law that regulates beef labilation and supervision)

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesselschaftskapitän
Donaus ship companie's captian



And dont let me start on ... speedlimit...

lol ok tha is odd... what is that retard speak???

thats nice
its german

yeah i knows im sorry i have wanted to rlean german for a while lol i have family friends there adn they send me german books but im liek... wtf how am i supposed to read this, so i just fin the books in english on like google books or the internet or something and then email them back like a review of it that i copy past form the internet XD soem times i can read the childish books :D