Funny joke that i heard

Ok there's this old lady she's like 80 years old and one day she starts scratching at her dusty old pubic hairs so she thinks right away she has crabs so she goes to the doctor to make sure so she's at the doctors office and he takes a look and he says "have you ever had sex before" and the lady says "why no i am still a virgin" so the doctor looks stunned and he takes another look the doctor says to her "i've got some good news and bad news the good news is those arn't crabs the bad news is those are fruit flies your cherry has rotted" lol i hope that joke made you laugh until you cried

lol kinda

ok heres another joke there's women and her three kids all standing outside in a field the first kid asks "why did you name me tulip?" and the mother replied "because i dropped a tulip on your head".
the second girl asks her mother "why did you name me rose?" and the mother said because i dropped a rose on you head". so finally the third girl goes and asks her mother fdjsafdfljsafkldjafldjaskflsja? and her mother says "SHUT UP CENTER BLOCK!" lol i hope my name isn't center block

XD

haha

Yo mama's so old that when I pat her on the back, dust flew up.
Yo mama's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.
Yo mama's so dumb that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stuck. (Thanks, Russell Peters).
Yo mama's so fat that when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

I know I've got more...just can't remember them off the top of my head.

Yo momma's so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and said i got the power
Yo momma's so ugly she looked outside the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo momma's so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her
Yo momma's so ugly that when she looks into the mirror her reflection ducks
Yo momma's like spoiled milk white and chunky
Yo momma's so ugly she turned madusa to stone
Yo momma's so poor that when roppers came to her house they left money
Yo momma's so black that when she ran into a dark ally way and i shot three bullets they came back with flashlights and said we can't find that black bitch
Yo momma's so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles
Yo momma's so stupid that she went to bangkok for a tai fighter.
lol i hope these jokes were original

lol last one doesnt make any sense O_O

yea it does...tie fighter from star wars = tai fighter there all hilarious

Lol. THose were really funny

i dont get the last one

Mrconfus3d wrote:yea it does...tie fighter from star wars = tai fighter there all hilarious

nao i get it XD

"tai"

Yo momma's so black that when she went into the jacuzi she turned the water into coffee
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
Yo momma's so fat that she has to take off her pants just to reach into her pockets
Yo momma's so fat i ran out of gas just trying to get around her
Yo momma's so stupid she starved to death in a supermarket
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down
Yo momma's so ugly that when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her dad said " yea lets go bury it."
lol i hope those jokes made you crack a little tiny smile.

yes

Yo momma's so fat that when god said let there be light she moved out of the way
Yo momma's so fat that when a semi hit her she turned around and said who through that?
Yo momma's so fat that when she bungee jumps she jumps straight to hell
Yo momma's so old that she sat right next to jesus and moses in her class room
Yo momma's so ugly that her birth cirtifacate is an apolige note from the condom factory
Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1
Yo momma's so hairy you almost died at birth
Yo momma's lip is so hairy she breads it
ok i'll have to remember some next time so don't hope for much

like the title says i know it's been a while but i think i got some new jokes

Yo momma's so fat that when she go that when she went outside with high heels she came back with flip flops

Yo momma's so fat that people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma's so fat that when she walks outside with high heels she strikes oil

Yo momma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it says no animals please

Yo momma's so ugly that barney wouldn't even sing the i love you song to her

Yo momma's so fat that nasa has a satellite orbiting around her

Yo momma's so fat that the english had mistaken her for the new world.

please respond well to this jokes i tried really hard to remember

The1Nonly43 wrote:Ok there's this old lady she's like 80 years old and one day she starts scratching at her dusty old pubic hairs so she thinks right away she has crabs so she goes to the doctor to make sure so she's at the doctors office and he takes a look and he says "have you ever had sex before" and the lady says "why no i am still a virgin" so the doctor looks stunned and he takes another look the doctor says to her "i've got some good news and bad news the good news is those arn't crabs the bad news is those are fruit flies your cherry has rotted" lol i hope that joke made you laugh until you cried

THATS NASTY but funny!

nice