Joke dont get offended

Why are black people so tall?
Their neegros
When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean he does not get wet the ocean gets Chuck Norris...
Why do black people have white palms and fingers?
So they dont bite there hands when they are eating tootsie rolls

ive heard the first one, the second one is typical, and ive heard the third one xD funnay. there knee grows (emphasis on the knee).

So black kid and his grandmother are cooking... the boy sticks his hands in flour and says look grandma im white! His grandmother slaps him and tells him to talk to his father... He says the same thing to his dad and the same thing happens... When he walks up to his mom she slaps him and asks what he has learned. The boy replys i have been white for only 10 minutes and i already hate you people!

wow i heard the first three but the fourth one was funny as shit where did you get that one i guess i'll tell everyone in my class thanks for telling me that joke. hehe